We've all noted with interest how much Daisy Edgar-Jones -- about to be in Where The Crawdads Sing -- resembles Anne Hathaway. Clearly, the biopic in which Daisy makes this happen is about the time Anne's longtime boyfriend defrauded people by pretending to be a representative of The Vatican. Love, Italian-style! Disbelief! Betrayal! One's private journals being entered into evidence! Handling the subsequent Get Smart press tour with a sexy revenge bob! This absolutely needs to happen. Call me.