Gwyneth Paltrow and Katy Perry
This photo looks like two former classmates who hate each other who were forced to pose together when leaving the sunglasses gifting table by a photographer who does NOT know the history.
Diane von Furstenberg and Paris Hilton
And this looks like the school's beloved ceramics teacher hugging her favorite student, back to visit.
Demi Moore
This dress is great but I think she needs a ponytail; her hair is fighting with the pattern.
Tracee Ellis Ross
I do approve of wearing jeans to a luncheon.
Anita Hill and Quinta Brunson
Quinta looks SO cute in this; Dr. Hill looks as elegant as ever. This photo sort of looks like the head of school posing with the class of 2008's valedictorian. (Yes, Quinta is class of '08. I know this seems impossible because surely the class of '08 are 14 years old.)
Fran Drescher and Lisa Ann Walter
They both look like the rich women they surely are; also, while we're here, LAW should wear DVF more often because she looks fantastic.
Diane von Furstenberg and Jane Fonda
God bless Jane for always being on message.