DVF Hosted a Very Patterned Pre-Oscars Lunch

It's funny to me that this event was posited as an "Academy Awards Luncheon For Female Nominees" but none of the actors present are currently nominated for an Oscar. If I were Demi Moore, I would have shown up and been like, "...where are they? Oh, ME? You mean...like ever? Oh. Okay!" Additionally, the pics all say, "expensive class reunion for an all-women's educational institution," and I am saying that as a person who attended an all girls high school who was just looking at photos from said school's alumni day. This is not a bad thing -- this event actually looks extremely pleasant and elegant -- it just sort of makes me chortle how much you could easily Photoshop a name tag on Goop that reads, "Gwyneth Paltrow, Class of 1990" and it would all make perfect sense.

[Photos: Stefanie Keenan/Getty Images for DVF]