
This is easily one of the most unexpected moments in menswear for me. I can't lie: I would put these on, if only to see what it feels like to walk in them. It HAS to be irritating, right? It has to feel like trying to wander around in flippers.

This sits a little low and tight, and might need jewelry, and she needs to take an Olay wipe to some of that eye makeup. But the DRESS is very pretty.

OUR FEARLESS LEADER.

They do make a handsome TV couple, that's for sure. If only this were a GIF; I want to know what exactly Hamm is doing, but it for SURE looks like Your Nerdy Uncle At a Wedding.

Visiting this post reminded me that their portmanteau is, potentially, Bluntinski. Or Junt, but... no.

This is so sleek and slick. And what a bittersweet treat to see that it's by a designer we don't see as much of now. It's a fun rediscovery, but also makes me miss Peter Som.

This needs a great gold bangle, but she could wear it now, so I hope she kept it. I hope she is in fact wearing it RIGHT now.

I think this dress needed to be one or the other: pleated rightly all the way, or not at all. As it is, it just kinda runs out of steam on her.

She won best dressed, and it's clear why. That is fitted TO A TEE and it's just stunning.

"Hey, y'all." (I wrote this and then thought, "Wait a minute..." and sure enough that was also the original caption. Tami Taylor is timeless.)

I both love this, and feel like it looks like the designer ran out of money. I suppose two things can be true. It's a very ethereal effect, to be sure, and she's wearing the shit out of it.

"Hello, I'm Kate Winslet. You might remember me from several other dresses that look a lot like this but in different colors."

She looks like she's about to rub down her thighs and go, "Oooooooh."

However: OOOOOOH. This is dreamy.

That's a lot of shiny makeup, and a very ugly dress.

At the time, we made a sea anemone joke, but honestly -- and based on what she's worn since -- time has softened me. I think it's fun. I do wish the top part weren't in a drab hue. It didn't need to be.

That is some Young Queen Elizabeth hair right there.

Gorgeous.

This was the "new" Charlie's Angels -- they were new for like three episodes -- and the alumna, whose skirt married a shower curtain.


Gloriously done.

This photo is obviously going to bring up a lot of sadness, but I felt she deserved the memory of how great she looked.

This was divisive within Fug Nation, but I think it's really well done.

This, however... is not.

And this is like if someone left Miss Scarlett's gown from "Clue" out in the rain. For a long time.
