Nine Years Ago This Week, Thomas Jane Wore Bird Feet to the Emmys

Surely September 22, 2011, must live in infamy, for 'tis the day Noted Kook Thomas Jane upped his game. But I was pleased to walk this particular fork of memory lane and find the other scenery pretty pleasant. JOIN ME.

Oh, but before I forget: This year we ALSO did close-up slideshows of the bags, and the shoes, and those might be saucy diversions as well.

[Photos: Getty]