We have winners! As a reminder, here was the picture:

And here was the challenge:
THE TASK: We haven’t done a haiku recently — due to not having done one of these in a while — so polish your 5-7-5 skillz and pen us a bitching haiku about K Stew that includes the words “vampire,” “leather” and “toes.”
And here are our winners! Each of you will be getting copy of Abby McDonald’s new book, Getting Over Garrett Delaney. If you're a winner, please look for an email from us so we can get your deets! And thanks to all who entered -- there were so many great entries!
Diane:
Freeing those vampire
toes from all that leather is
a big Fashion Don't.
Jen:Leather shoes with pantsShants? Hipster vampire, she hasClaus-TOES-phobiaCMoney:Toes can breathe freelySpring Volturi VampireLeather Collectionjjdaddyo:Bloody Vampire ToesClenched, Sweaty Leather NethersGet Me Vagisilfoo:From Nosfera ToeLeather Vampire CollectionYou too can have sole
CONGRATS to all the winners!