Another excellent batch of entries this week! A round of applause for you all. As a reminder: we were writing Lady Gaga's interior monologue as an accompaniment to this picture:
And the finalists -- each of whom will be getting a copy of BLOODTHIRSTY by Flynn Meaney, as soon as they email me their mailing address to SpoiledBook AT Gmail DOT com -- are:
- Rae:
"Oh shit… did I leave my oven dress on?"
- Caitlin
“…She took me to her dressing room and told me her secret. ‘I am not Lady Gaga,’ she said. ‘My name is Carly. I inherited the false eyelashes and teacup from the previous Lady Gaga. The woman I inherited it from is not the real Lady Gaga either. Her name was Jennifer. The real Lady Gaga has been retired for 15 years and living as a waitress at an Applebee’s…’”
- Katherine
“I wonder if I added enough Muppet to my Polyjuice Potion.”