Katy Perry's new fragrance -- which she's holding here, see? I CAN'T BLAME YOU IF YOU ARE DISTRACTED BY SOMETHING ELSE IN THE PICTURE -- is called PURR.
And her exposed wrist tattoo is called, "Jesus."
The phrases "cat-themed perfume," "Jesus tattoo" and "Plexiglass-trapped boobs partially obstructed by grape-flavored mouse ears" are like three players in the world's most advanced -- and hilarious -- game of Mad Libs. God knows, I wish that was the excuse I had for bringing them to your attention today.
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