Adrienne Bailon
In case you don't recall, Adrienne -- "famous" for a stint in The Cheetah Girls and for dating Rob Kardashian -- WAS completely nude behind the tablecloth orgasm (this link is heavily Not Safe For Work, I suppose unless you are a gynecologist). And, in a Safe For Work view, it's just as heinous from the side. I'm not sure what horrifies me more: that someone made this dress, or that someone wore it.
Warning: The next slide shows explicit nip.
Melody Thornton
Adrienne's opponent Melody Thornton -- "famous" as one of the Pussycat Dolls who was not Nicole Scherzinger -- wore this TO AN ELLE EVENT. (Because Elle just screams "frontal nudity.") There's no way she didn't realize this was see-through, right? There's NO WAY this is just the world's rudest flash. Not with this level of detail. So while Adrienne's nudity was only exposed by a rogue gust of wind, this seems completely overt and conscious. Both are gross, and it's tough to measure their hideous against one another -- but measure you must.
Adrienne Bailon
To help you decide, here are some other exhibits. This is from a Ne-Yo concert on GMA. That's Good MORNING America. So she woke up in time to make it to a concert that was probably around 9 a.m., and her first thoughts were of golden nail-claws and a chain bustier made for a girl whose cups are a significant measure closer to the beginning of the alphabet. Can we try to claim she was addled by lack of caffeine?
Melody Thornton
This is trying to be a dress. It's trying really hard. But it's really more of an apron, with a touch of Vagina Car Wash.
Adrienne Bailon
The mere illusion of skin is such an upgrade, but this is still really... well, she dated a Kardashian; this feels like she was hoping to be named an honorary one.
Melody Thornton
Huh? No.
Adrienne Bailon
Sweet Jesus, she DOES think she's a Kardashian. Unless got her Kims confused and thinks that Lil Kim is the one who's on E! every week.
Melody Thornton
Oh, sweet lord. The PANTS. And the SHIRT. She looks like she bled all over her cravat.
Adrienne's agenda, from her formalwaear, seems clear. She's a Kardashian wannabe, but with even less sense of occasion. Melody seems to be trying to be stylish, perhaps, but can ANYTHING excuse full nip? What beats what, here? Who will graduate into the big bracket to take on Rita Ora?