It's naked vs. naked; nipple vs. nethers. These obscure exhibitionists delivered two of the absolute worst, most tragic ensembles of the year, and that alone would be enough for you to vote on -- but, they wore a couple other things, too, so we might as well check in with what they look like when they're not Rated X. Warning: The second slide is, so tread carefully at work.
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