Alessandra Ambrosio

Well, her EARRINGS are amazing.

Alessandra Ambrosio

I had forgotten this happened. And I liked my brain better that way.

Alessandra Ambrosio

This is like Satan's Easter basket.

Alessandra Ambrosio

Unlike an earlier dress, I had NOT forgotten this one. I HATE IT SO MUCH.

Irina Shayk

This is at least...creative?

Irina Shayk

This was at Cannes, as was the look in the prior slide, and she CLEARLY has a thing for this sort of aesthetic.

Irina Shayk

Here, when I say "WORDS," it's not just accidental placeholder text. WORDS.

Karolina Kurkova

This is WORDS-y in a whole other way.

Karolina Kurkova

Karolina Kurkova

This is at least horrible in a CHEERY way

Karolina Kurkova

Whereas this is just depressing.

Anne V

This somehow manages to be depressing AND naked AT THE SAME TIME.

Anne V

At least this has room for snacks.

Anne V

This looks like the Trapper Keeper binder I had in 4th grade come to life. Which is not as much of a compliment as it ought to be.

Fug Madness 2015 Play-In Game 3: The Battle of the Models

We realized we didn't have room for all of these oft-similarly sartorially mistaken models, and that we probably didn't have enough mental or emotional room for more than one of them in the contest. Ergo, they're going head-to-head to determine who gets to sit at the grown-up table. Think of it as a primary before the Fug Madness general election, where the winner gets to face off against Ellie Goulding. Once you've thought deeply about this very important choice -- and, if you so desire, taken a look at their archives -- don't forget to vote. (Speaking of archives, Anne V's is here. Irina Shayk's is here. Alessandra Ambrosio's is here. And, finally, Karolina Kurkova's is here.) [poll id="12451"]