We realized we didn't have room for all of these oft-similarly sartorially mistaken models, and that we probably didn't have enough mental or emotional room for more than one of them in the contest. Ergo, they're going head-to-head to determine who gets to sit at the grown-up table. Think of it as a primary before the Fug Madness general election, where the winner gets to face off against Ellie Goulding.
Once you've thought deeply about this very important choice -- and, if you so desire, taken a look at their archives -- don't forget to vote.
(Speaking of archives, Anne V's is here. Irina Shayk's is here. Alessandra Ambrosio's is here. And, finally, Karolina Kurkova's is here.)