As the sportscasters say, we've got some storylines brewing here when the Final Four games tip tomorrow.
- Rihanna has only once made the final game of Fug Madness -- which was back in 2010, when she lost to Kanye's then-girlfriend, Amber Rose. Now she'll face off against Kanye's current lady for the right to return to the finals.
- If both Miley Cyrus and Kim Kardashian win in the Final Four, it'll be a FULL REMATCH of last year's title game, which has never happened before.
- If Rita Ora can beat Miley -- in a matchup featuring dueling mesh Moschinos -- then she will face Kim and deal with their matching plastic pencil-eraser monstrosities.
- Kim was the runner-up the past two years in a row. If she wins and advances, she has the chance to be THRICE the bridesmaid.
- This is the second time Lindsay Lohan has been on the losing end of a Fug Madness buzzer beater. In 2012, she lost in the finals to Vanessa Hudgens in the last half-hour before the polls closed, causing a frantic recut of the "One Fugging Moment" montage. And then this week, in the Elite Eight -- like Notre Dame and Kentucky in the basketball tournament, in fact -- she led the favorite Rita Ora THE ENTIRE TIME and then suddenly Rita clawed back and clinched it by 44 votes in, yes, the last half-hour.
And so:
No. 1 KIM KARDASHIAN vs. No. 1 RIHANNA
I would take Rihanna in a twitter war, a bar fight, a karaoke contest, and a bake-off. Pun maybe intended. But can she dethrone Kim? She certainly kicked Jessie J to the curb with relative ease, and Kim had ZERO problem dispatching Jennifer Lopez. It's been a clear path for both of them, so maybe this will be the nailbiter neither of them has had so far.
No. 2 MILEY CYRUS vs. No. 1 RITA ORA
So close, Lindsay. So close. But Lady Gaga never stood a chance -- Miley leapt out to a sizable lead and held onto it. Just like champs do.
The Final Four polls will remain open a day longer than normal -- so, 48 hours, until Saturday -- so that you can vote and vote some more. Pro tip: You can vote anew from ALL your devices. It's not cheating! It's being RESOURCEFUL.
The final game will be Monday, April 6.