Okay, so this is admittedly INSANE. I feel like this was most recently spotted on the ersatz Natalie Portman character in a self-distributed movie with a surprisingly high wardrobe budget called Super Sexy Star Wars. That being said, I always appreciate China Chow for bringing it. She never looks boring AND she never looks tacky, which means -- as far as I am concerned -- I can just enjoy her without clutching my pearls and fearing for the Future of Humanity. I appreciate it when people are willing to crawl out on the ledge of sartorial crazy and manage to do it with tipping over into the Vat of Sleazy.