I have a lot of hard-to-translate feelings about this.
In essence, my brain is suggesting that she's serving up a head full of Mrs. Carrie Von UnderTrapp Goes To Reign, atop some clumsily served-up folded-napkin origami quilting bee Ren Faire artsy coaster awkwardly drop-waisted realness. Which is the word vomit equivalent ofL I see things that went awry with this (the pink stuff on the sides is going a little wonkus on her) and yet I can't look away, especially because her face ITSELF looks luminous. So I need you to vote some decisiveness into me.
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