At first I thought this was really fabulous.

Okay, the shoes are a snore, but the rest of the dress is so intricate that I am barely looking at her feet anyway. This is so striking, and so evocative given the whole fire motif, to the point where I almost wish Jennifer Lawrence had worn this. Maybe that would've been too on-the-nose. But, it's very groovy, and it makes me want to hold up a marshmallow to it and see if I can get some delicious char.
However:

I can't really tell what this is attempting to do, other than make me wonder if she's got fancy Spanx pulled up too high.
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