It will not surprise anyone that I am really heavily leaning toward bringing down the Fug hammer on this.
One: I generally don't approve of unnecessary water fowl.
Two: That top looks like a leotard from somebody's Trumpet of the Swan floor routine.
Three: Is that green part there because the actual skirt rotted and needed patching?
Four: Man, that swan deserves some nicer water. Maybe the skirt is its journey from sludge to clean aqua salvation.
Apparently this is Miu Miu, and not vintage as I had originally suspected based on its musty-wackadoo vibe. I'm putting it up to a vote because I applaud the way Hailee effortlessly shifts back and forth from bold stuff to chic basics, while always retaining age-appropriateness, but this really just makes me want to go clean up a lake and yell at litterers.