Kate Hudson, Lea Michele
KATE: It's so nice that you're wearing something black and see-through.
LEA: Isn't it?
KATE: It's really adorable because I told you I was going to wear this and then you decided to copy me!
LEA: You're so cute! I know you're so old and everything but I had NO IDEA you were SO old that you invented translucent panels and therefore are the boss of them! Now get out of my way so I can make the magic!
Lea Michele
LEA: See, Hudson? This is how you work it. You pop your butt and you pop your torso!
KATE: And eventually you pop something else out as well! Good luck when your nipple makes Us Weekly!
Kate Hudson
KATE: Don't mind me, I'm just going to stand here and adore me organically without breaking into the sweat of the damned from all the efforts I am making to seem like I am a bombshell AHEM LEA.
Lea Michele
LEA: Oh yeah? Well I'd like to see you work THIS pose, old lady! Or would it displace your hip?
Kate Hudson
KATE: I've got moves you've never SEEN, whippersnapper!
Lea Michele
LEA: Say what? I am the picture of innocence even as I rock your loins to the core?!?
Kate Hudson
KATE: You want girlish innocence? This is in the dictionary under "tee hee."
Kate Hudson, Lea Michele
LEA: You are a formidable opponent, Kate Hudson.
KATE: And I tip my hat to you, young Jedi. The force is strong with this one.
LEA: Want to come sleep over at my house? We could braid hair and...
KATE: No.