KATE: Hi, Lea. Have you heard the rumors that I hate you?
LEA: Silliness!
KATE: Absurdity!
LEA: Nonsensical musings!
KATE: Ludicrous lexicography!
LEA: Wackadaisical textual fib fireworks!
KATE: Okay, fine, GOD, you don't have to be all showy about it.
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