
There really IS no good way to get to an event uncrinkled, huh? Maybe if you're dropped in via parachute, and/or in the arms of a super hot paratrooper. But even then.

Et voila, here is the front: It's actually a trench dress, complete with belt, buttons, floppy collar-as-neckline (complete with buttonholes on the pseudo-lapels), and of course a pocket, because every self-respecting trench has them. I can't decide if I find this to be an adorably completist take on a coat dress, or a terribly twee one.

However, the color is GREAT, and it IS a fun idea. I might love it. It might just be thorough enough to be delightful. Also, in the interests of being as informative as possible, there is her purse. From this angle, the pocket seems to be in a slightly inconvenient place, as if it's too low for it to be comfortably used. But she's trying.

And, the shoes. Which do not jibe for me at all. They're more peach than nude, and the color seems a tad random poking out from under that bright blue loveliness. What shoe would you have done, Fug Nation? Take your pick. Certainly plenty of colors would be more fun and cheerful with this...

However, her hair is looking SUPER lively, and we see more of that than of her feet ANYWAY, so that goes in the "win" column. The lippy is flattering, too. Good work, Dunst's Head. You get an A.
