From this angle, I really was like, "Oh, lord, this is going to be some kind of high-waisted bell-bottomed sailor pantsuit, and I am going to have to crank up some kind of clumsy mash-up of jokes about the Good Ship Lollipop and Studio 54." Happily, that was not required. Can we count any other blessings? MAYBE. Yes. OR IS IT NO? ... It's not. I don't think.
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