If this were me, I would be terrified of sweat stains.
But that may be one of the many reasons it's NOT me. Michelle looks unperturbed by anything. Just cool and collected, and always very grown-up and unusual. My chief beef is with the hip part, and how it wrinkles there, but you know what? Chief Beef can shove it with knobs on, I think, because I think this is interesting and now I also want some mustard. Maybe Chief Beef knows Colonel Mustard and can get me a discount. This post has been brought to you by extreme jet lag and zzz.
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