olivia wilde

I can't decide why Olivia Wilde went with the headpiece here, except that maybe she thought "va-va-voom veiled Valentino for Vinyl" had a pleasingly alliterative ring.

olivia wilde

She doesn't look bad; it's just unusual for an event like this, where you'd expect her to be her more casual-hipster self. Instead she looks like the hated estranged cousin who shows up at your husband's funeral weeping just a bit too loudly, clutching a photo of a child who looks just a bit too familiar, slurping her mourning martinis just a bit too loudly, showing her sideboob a bit too enthusiastically. That way lies a cat fight in a lily pond. Of which I am all in favor, to be sure, but like I said: at this event, from this lady, it's a surprise.

olivia wilde

I'm sure it's just the angle, but it looks for all the world like Sudeikis is taking pictures SPECIFICALLY of her boobs. Which you'd think he wouldn't need to do on a red carpet, but maybe it's for a Cleavage Around The World collage.

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