Fug or Fab: Princess Charlene of Monaco

She may bring the Sadface -- although it's more like Placidface, really -- but at least Princess Prisoner also brought the drama:

That neck is so Maleficent. It is a basket of evil. I imagine her falling asleep in the limo on the way home, dreaming of wearing this while grabbing a wand and brandishing it at Albert and hexing him with poxes unimaginable. The dress itself is weirdly pinched and gathered, and her makeup might be too bland for it, but... am I nuts, or is Morgan Le Sadface pulling this off?

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