The idea of this is okay, but the cut of the pants really molds my cheese, and not in a sexy Stilton kind of way.
Worse, in some photos, it gave her some vicious -- and faintly baggy -- cameltoe. I don't know how to solve it and keep the short jacket, so I'm guessing "return directly to Go, do not collect $200" is the answer. Although I suppose this is more of a "do not collect $2,000" situation.
[Photo: Getty]