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The angel on my shoulder is reminding me that I do love a cape, and this is certainly trying to be... cape-adjacent, at the very least.

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The devil on my shoulder counters that tying a paper napkin around your neck could technically be described as "cape-adjacent" as well, and suggests this is shapeless enough that it's little more than a high-fashion oil slick. They both have a point, but Shoulder Devil sounds more fun to take out for a cocktail, and that usually wins.

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