"Oh, don't PATRONIZE me. I know what this is. I'm pregnant, and everyone wants me to get married, so the only thing anyone wants me to have is some dumb satin sack with some dumb glittery bodice like I am some dumb shotgun bride. Well, I'm ENGAGED, isn't that ENOUGH? If you won't give me a fishtail hem the size of New Jersey or a ballerina dress so short I could give birth in it, or a necktie that's taller than Tom Brady, then can't you leave a girl and her bejeweled bird-dropping headpiece ALONE with the appetizers and a seltzer? GOD."