Fug or Fine: Taylor Swift

Meh.

That bodice is bothering me here -- something about it is making her chest look fake, which I don't believe it is. Eau d'Implants is not really the flavor a lady wants. Butmostly, I really want a look inside her closet to see what the breakdown is: I'm guessing 50 percent white or nude, 30 percent red, and 20 percent metallic sparkles, 100 percent rut.

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