This week's best lines:
1. "You couldn't find a C Major if it was right in between your legs. WHICH IT AIN'T."
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"Blasphemy. I'm GOD."
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"I doubt if Jesus Christ could save you without burning his hands."
4. "You've always been a little dirty. Why not get a reward for it?"
5. " ." (This one courtesy of Rhonda, who actually had zero words to speak but did sort of open her mouth once real fast.)