This starts in one place and lands in another:
Behold what we're about to see in the CW's reboot of Pride and Prejudice -- they're calling it Uptight and Judgmental, and they reworked it so that Mr. Darcy is now the leader of a standoffish dance crew. Drunkface McCord -- who hardly ever looks drunkfaced anymore -- plays Elizabeth Bennet, obviously, bringing Regency-period fierceness tempered with contemporary realness. It's going to be TERRIBLE.