Hailee Steinfeld Jingle Ball

Apparently Hailee's top here is Yeezy, which has to be the ONLY wearable thing in his entire Fitness Spanx collection and also the most basic.

Hailee Steinfeld Jingle Ball

The skirt explains why I couldn't find my grandmother's tablecloth-overlay this Thanksgiving. You could've just asked, Hailee. Although if she had, I would've pointed out that gluing linens to an old pair of shorts only makes sense if your high school drama club is performing its original production Make It Work: The Musical, and that probably would've harshed her buzz.

For a Flaunt magazine party, she picked my old nemesis Rosie Assoulin:

Hailee Steinfeld Jingle Ball

Yes, reader, it is a jumpsuit. And yes, reader, it is the second high-waisted garment with a fiendish brassiere attachment that we've seen today. And YES, reader, the International Association For The Sanctity of the Foundation Garment should pursue legal action.

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