Fugdonna

Is it just me, or is Marchesa just getting lazy now?

I mean, come on -- a toddler and a stapler could make those things. She looks like pre-school performance art of a thunderstorm.

And that's WITH a sleeve wrangler:

Full marks to Her Madgesty for having a lackey who wears glittering hooves and carries a skull purse. (I wondered if perhaps it was Madonna's bag, but ... wouldn't Madonna just go ahead and CARRY that? Madonna does not lack nads.) It's just too bad said lackey didn't perform her duties by accidentally dropping a Zippo into the sleevage and forcing a gown swap. Next time.

[Photos: Getty]