Parker Posey

"What have you got that's really kind of crazy?" Parker Posey wondered, as she idly wandered the Coach store. "Also, since when are you making clothes? Do you have any turbans? I'M BORED."

Meghan Trainor

In fairness, while this ensemble is hard to get wrong, sometimes people fall over when they're standing still. She, however, did not: She looks cute here.

Famke Janssen

"Do you have anything that feels like Alice + Olivia from a couple of years ago, like a dress I might have floating in the back of my closet that I forgot about?" Famke wondered, as she idly wandered the Coach store. "I'm really looking for something that someone might forget they owned but be pleasantly surprised to find when they're looking for wherever they put their white jeans. Do you have something like that?"

Hailey Baldwin

Her bangs have looked better -- haven't all of our bangs? -- but in all fairness, this outfit is very cute on her. She looks like the raging bitch Queen Bee in an 80 teen movie, and I mean that as a compliment.

Riley Keough

"I resent having to do this," Riley Keough muttered to her PR before they shoved her onto the step-and-repeat. "My skirt looks like a sofa!"

Fugs and Fabs: Everyone Else at the Coach Party

Parker Posey, I love you. I love you so much. You are my patronus, the woman I want to be when I grow up -- even though I'm already a grown-up, and you're only six years older than I am. You have gone to this party for Coach wherein you have to wear Coach -- I assume -- and you look like your kooky perfect self, with great shoes and enviable sunglasses. Teach me your ways. The rest of you...I have notes. [Photos: Fame/Flynet, Getty Images]