Parker Posey, I love you. I love you so much. You are my patronus, the woman I want to be when I grow up -- even though I'm already a grown-up, and you're only six years older than I am. You have gone to this party for Coach wherein you have to wear Coach -- I assume -- and you look like your kooky perfect self, with great shoes and enviable sunglasses. Teach me your ways.
The rest of you...I have notes.
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