I'm tired. Read this stuff:
-- Along with Chaz Ebert, Roger's widow, SWINTON led a Dance Along at Ebertfest this year. To Barry White. It is A DELIGHT. (Vimeo; so, video.)
-- This is a fab and EXHAUSTIVE piece ranking all of the guest stars of The Good Wife. (Buzzfeed)
-- This is a fascinating piece about the linguist who invented all the made-up languages in Game of Thrones (and linguists who do that in general). People are smart. (Vulture)
-- Speaking of, BookRiot helps you pick your potential future husband from YA Fantasy novels. NEVILLE! I WANT NEVILLE. Or Ron. But I don't want Hermione as an enemy. (Bookriot)
-- My sweet lord, that Harper Beckham is adorable. And Becks is VERY cute with her. I can't take it.(Lainey Gossip)
-- Here are 25 Vintage Photos of Librarians Being Awesome. (Flavorwire)
--You've probably seen this Buzzfeed post about what happens if you text your parents pretending to be a drug dealer, but it's pretty funny. I enjoy the parent who used the word "ganja." PS: Don't deal drugs. (Buzzfeed)
-- I long for this to happen: Winona Ryder is ‘secretly plotting’ to get Johnny Depp back: Wino forever? (Celebitchy)
-- The AV Club explores a magical Tumblr marrying Justin Bieber and Game of Thrones' King Joffrey. (AV Club)
-- The wonderful author E.L. Konigsburg died last week, and I loved this tribute at The Frisky: 10 Life Lessons From The Book From The Mixed Up Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler. (The Frisky)
-- In a week full of good headlines, I might like this one the best: Samurai Sword-Wielding Mormon Bishop Saves Neighbor. (Time)
-- Los Angeles magazine has a great story this past month about a VERY scandalous murder that happened in the LA suburbs in the 50s and has been almost forgotten. (Los Angeles)
-- OMG. This artist has been drawing on his kids' lunch bags every day since 2008. They are AWESOME. (Colossal)
-- Eater's Top Chef recapper went on a Top Chef cruise, and it sounds intense. Although the article is great, and also surprisingly kind of touching. (Eater)