I just learned that, although I thought I ordered FOUR packets of Peppermint Bark from Williams Sonoma, I ordered FORTY. Um. Does anyone want some Peppermint Bark? While I try to figure out what happened here, please enjoy:

-- If you are a Parks and Recreation fan, you'll want to see this fanvid in which the MURDER OF LIL' SEBASTIAN is turned into a very disturbing movie. Sometimes I love the internet. (Uproxx)

-- If I know you guys -- and I do -- I know you will want to see the new Star Trek trailer due to how very much Benedict Cumberbatch voice-over there is. He is totally one of the cast members of Phone Book, the movie Heather and I are going to make that is just people with good voices reading the phone book. "Cumberbatch. Sutherland. Freeman. PHONE BOOK." (Celebitchy)

-- Outfits inspired by books. And, in one case, made of them. (Flavorwire)

-- Freaks and Geeks fans, you must read the Vanity Fair oral history thereof. The pictures alone are worth your time. (Vanity Fair)

-- Grantland was on the set of last week's Homeland. Can we all agree that Damian Lewis -- an otherwise terrific actor -- can NOT act against a Skyping terrorist on a Blackberry? (Grantland)

-- Vulture takes a look back at the year in hate-watching. (Vulture)

-- A dog rescue organization in New Zealand has taught some dogs to drive. YES, CARS. (Time)

-- I was neutral on Lenny Kravitz until I saw the EPIC SIDE-EYE he's giving to Demi Moore in these pictures from Art Basel. Now I want to go to brunch with him and talk smack about people. (Lainey)

-- Better take this quiz to find out which Wakefield twin you actually are. (Buzzfeed)

-- The history of the Little Black Dress. (Refinery29)

-- One of the most interesting things I read last week: What Thirteen People Wore to Their Interview With Anna Wintour. (The Cut)

-- Is this the best hoodie in the world? (Slate)