Fugson's Creek: Katie Holmes

I don't even know that's happening here.

It clearly STARTED as a wedding dress, but poor Joey Potter -- her facial expression hasn't looked this Little Miss Capeside in YEARS -- must have gotten mauled by psychotic squirrels on the way from home to this party. Really very brave of her to risk a continued bad night and stand close enough to the pool that someone could conceivably push her in.

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