Camila Alves Golden Globes 2015

This whole thing feels like nobody was really trying.

Camila Alves Golden Globes 2015

I mean, I guess whoever put on her lipstick showed up to work? But the valance on her chest is taking her waist out of the equation, and it's not so much "pretty" or "romantic" as "a very high thread count."

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