Beyonce in custom Schiaparelli

Beyonce is someone who dresses with intention, and so it makes me sad she doesn't walk red carpets much anymore. Luckily, she did make sure the photogs inside got a photo. I am not wild about the cut of this being SO tight on her chest -- it's custom, too; maybe she wanted it that way, but why? However, she had Schiaparelli make this in the pattern of a bandanna, which fits seamlessly with Cowboy Carter and which makes me like it a bit better.

Kacey Musgraves in Ralph Lauren

Well, I love this, full-stop. Yes, I miss the days of her wearing giant feathered Valentino hats, but that skirt and the simplicity of the tank? Perfect.

Ralph Lauren credited the belt to Navajo craftsman Jimmy Begay, Jr., a silversmith of 50 years who lives in New Mexico. It's stunning.

Cardi B in custom Cavalli

Zanna on E was like, "It's DESIGNED THAT WAY, it did NOT SLIP OFF." I actually like the elements of this but think it needs to be two different dresses. The colors in the feather train are great, but are overshadowed by the body of the dress, which would work so well if it stopped right where the fringe is.

Cynthia Erivo in Louis Vuitton

Well, it's not green or black! I just wish this didn't look so much like they tried it on without the silver part, and realized they'd fucked up the measurements and needed a patch. Now it's just a navel frame.

Shaboozey in custom Diesel

I'm sure that scarf got annoying after a while, but I think he looks DELIGHTFUL. He IS delightful.

Heidi Klum in Nicolas Jebran

I think this was sparklier than it looks in this pic. It doesn't fit her bust and the duvet wrap is a really dull mop-bucket grey, but all told this probably comes out somewhere in the middle of her career of clothes. Maybe top third.

Keltie Knight

She mostly appeared waist-up on the telecast, and it looked very, very good on TV. It's sexy. I prefer it to Heidi's; maybe she should call Keltie's stylist.

GloRilla in Lena Berisha

This is a very lovely dress that I ASSUME is... let's call it an homage to the oeuvre of Vivienne Westwood.

Sheryl Crow in Missoni

The colors in this are a little muddy, at least in pictures, but I like it -- and it's nice to see people wearing Missoni, as the last of its two founders, Rosita, died recently.

Jacob Collier

Now THOSE are some COLORS. He played the piano during the show -- and won a Grammy early in the night -- and is so talented! I love this.

Madison Beer in Miss Sohee

This looks like it was decaying in a shipwreck.

There is some very nice work in the cape. Why is it an afterthought?

Madison Beer

The lacing leaves me cold, too. And the collar kind of looks like paper curls.

Cimafunk

The rest of this outfit is just black pants, black shoes, so I decided to sacrifice it so you could see the shirt better. Look at all that beading! Imagine if they hadn't run out of time.

Serena Page, Kordell Beckham

Our Love Island winners are still together, and while Serena's looks charmingly like she just learned to knit and no one told her she's bad at it, Kordell's suit is perfect. I love them together and I wish they didn't look so stern in the only shot that shows them both in full AND lets you see his jacket. SIGH.

Babyface in Balmain

Yes indeed. This feels so right.

Shakira in Etro

I feel like this started out as a bathing suit and then someone said, "Okay, but WHAT IF..."

Paris Hilton

I am not particularly here for the rejuvenation of Paris Hilton, nor her forthcoming THIRD album, which she is claiming is what she was put on this earth to do. But, here she is, not looking terrible.

Beyonce Won a Grammy for Cowboy Carter, So TAKE THAT, Country Music Association

And not just any Grammy! The elusive one!