Listen, I know Emma here was just out shopping, so whatever. Things happen. But I still have thoughts, and I'm in a sharing mood.

- Robertson is a paparazzi haven. Everybody in L.A. knows this. It should be in the dictionary.
- So if you are going to pop by the shops on that boulevard for a quick spending spree, you know you will be photographed, and thus you might want to wear real pants and/or legit bottoms.
- Perhaps she considers those legit bottoms.
- I generally define illegit bottoms as "declining to make private the details of one's pockets, including that most secret of chambers."
- Clearly Emma is not familiar with Shenae Grimes.
- To be sung: "Hot Pockets!"
- I should send her a "Put the 'NAY' in Shenae" card.
8 ) Maybe she BOUGHT pants.
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I don't see a shopping bag, though, so that's not a good sign.
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Maybe she bought them and then immediately sent them to be tailored?
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Let's hope that's it, because otherwise, she and Grimes are one old bearded dude in a duster away from being able to revive Oliver.
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