SALMA HAYEK. You are a talented and decorated actress, and a very very rich one. YOU DO NOT NEED TO GROPE A DAY PLAYER IN A HOT DOG COSTUME. NOT THIS WEEK. NOT EVER.
ESPECIALLY not in THIS ENSEMBLE:
I know you are actually IN Sausage Party -- playing what Variety called "a Sapphic taco," which is a great band name -- but somehow literally everything about all of this seems totally unnecessary.