In case you were wondering what Heidi would look like if she were cursed to turn into half-crocodile, the truth is...honestly, not bad.
Next up, a round of applause for Heidi's very sunny umbrella and cute trench:
Is it weird that -- sans umbrella -- I can most easily visualize this on...Celine Dion? Should Celine Dion and Heidi Klum team up for a Bravo reality shows special where they trade wardrobes? We can call it...My Wardrobe Will Go On. (We can workshop that.)