Here's all I'm gonna say: Imagine you went into a coma in 2017, and only recently regained consciousness and your friends and family are spending a lot of time slowly catching you up on everything you've missed in nearly a decade. It's a lot! If they showed you this photo and said, "this woman is named Sydney Sweeney. She's on The Real Housewives of Dallas, and in the most recent episode, she and another Housewife had a HUGE fight at a rodeo-themed party over which of them invented the superior three-wick candle, a contretemps that ended in accusations of mail fraud and someone faking Munchausen's disease," you'd absolutely believe it.