How To Make a Designer Outfit In Three Easy Steps

1. Buy a sports bra
2. Scribble something on the band
3. Chop your blouses at the third button. Why three? I don't know. Is it the comedy rule of threes?

And done! I realize that just buying the original is only one easy step, but at least this way you can enjoy a bad idea without going into credit card debt.

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