And I have concluded the following:
- You will probably want to know her name, which is right and good, and it is Assol Abdullina. Her film Materna is at Tribeca right now.
- You will like her lipstick a lot, and I do, too.
- You will bewail the existence of belt loops around one's chest.
- You will HEAVILY bewail the existence of a strapless jumpsuit that begs you to wonder if it's made of a shower curtain liner.
- You will weep with gratitude that the world is bringing us in-person film festivals once more, so that random (to us, for now) actors and actresses -- side by side with those we've heard of -- can bring us absolute sartorial mayhem somewhere other than Instagram.
- You will finally be able to focus on the whole thing and wonder if we are still in a hell dimension.