It has been another wobbly trip around the sun since the 2021 VMAs: This year's telecast is Sunday, so -- if you are like us -- prepare once again to feel extremely old (and perhaps extremely queasy, given this anticipated cameo). It seemed like a good time to bone up on what everyone wore last year, as my brain can barely hold what anyone wore yesterday anymore. Doja Cat hosted last year with a lot of charm and a bunch of intentionally wacky outfits. This year, it's LL Cool J, Nicki Minaj, and Jack Harlow, the latter of whom vaguely rings bells but that's it, so ... yeah. Between that and remembering Madonna's half-assed 15-second appearance last year, which turned me into someone who says things like, "What you need to understand is, back in my day, she was THE COOLEST," I already feel about a hundred.