Jennifer Connelly's Coat Is Great, But....

To quote one of the most riveting Infomercial Personalities of my youth: STOP THE MADNESS. This entire thing is designed to make her look like a 17th century dandy who had to throw on his coat and run out of his manor when it caught fire in the middle of his morning levĂ©e. The coat is glorious, the underpants are ruffled ridiculousness, and the entire look is ABSURD.

But worst of all, I think, are the shoes:

I shall mince no words: These are just flat-out hideous, and I could hide them on the sale rack at Steve Madden and no one would realize they were out of place. Behold your future, Emma Stone.

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