Julia (JULIA!!!) Is Wearing Her Director's Face

This is, somehow, Julia Roberts's first time at the Venice Film Festival. She's in Luca Guadagnino's After the Hunt, with Andrew Garfield and Ayo Edebiri -- accusations, dark secrets, academia -- and she must be very happy to be part of it because his face is plastered all over that cardigan. I find this hilarious, and beyond that, I think she looks great -- chic and casual, styled to spotlight the sweater (as if you could ever diminish it), and perfect for a town where she'll have to clamber in and out of water taxis. Not for nothing, she's also toting a Celine luggage "Smile" bag that isn't even available yet, and whose grin looks weirdly like a McDonald's Happy Meal. However, the most noteworthy thing for me is that when I look at this from a distance, I keep wanting the face to be Billy Crystal, and THAT is a cardigan somebody really ought to mass-produce. I would proudly wear it to sing "Surrey With a Fringe On Top" in front of Ira.

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