Kate Beckinsale Randomly Showed Up at the ESPYs

Kate dropped by the ESPY Awards to present Best Male Athlete to Alexander Ovechkin, whose image appearing behind her makes him look almost as startled as I was:

I hesitate to call this Alberta Ferretti a dress, as it's basically a bathing suit with a perfunctory annex. Kathrin Romary Beckinsale, are you just trolling us now? We frequently said you tended to look too Prom, and so all of a sudden you're waltzing around like a confused screen door heiress?

And with ten-ton eye makeup?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BlZsT_-nD9w/?taken-by=katebeckinsale

Girl, don't sit down on that bus unless you brought some baby wipes.

[Photos: Getty]