"Hey Sally?"
"Yep?"
"I'm just packing up this dress to send... is it missing something?"
"What do you mean?"
"Well, it's a sock."
"No, it's a dress."
"Yeah, I guess, but it's really.... it's a giant tube. And that's it."
"You think it needs something? Can't we FOR ONCE just ship someone a cheap tube and knock off early?"
"It just seems undercooked."
"Fine. Uh. Hmm."
"What about a belt?"
"No. Belts are done. It's 2017. We're eating carbs now. How about a corset. Oh, better, one of those underboob corsets that you see on pirate wenches."
"Pirate wenches aren't real...?"
"Sure they are. Just -- here, cut up this leather jacket, it's from last season anyway. Just take the sleeve and make it into a cummerbundy thing. Done."
"Okay, but does it need a hint of..."
"Yes. It needs something. What does it need."
"Color?"
"Nah."
"Texture?"
"ACHOOOO. Oh, hey, THAT gives me an idea."
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